there are actualkly 2 of these, one red and the other blue.
they constantly fight each other and when one gets a good punch in the others head springs upwards on its long neck with a buzzing sound.
they are taken out of their 'ring' only when they are set on an unsuspecting planet

"We're being invaded! By two tiny mechs that are... beating each other up?"

yup

lets just hope he dosent stage a mutany, cos we would all be F'd

Flushing toilets into space is a violation of the Hypertrading Courtesy act of 4551.

Worse. Somehow, the USA's "Environmental Protection Agency" survived the Obama Re-Election Revolution of 2012-2018, and has gone on to become even more feared than the ISRA (InterStellar Revenue Agency). Flushing toilets into space is considered illegal dumping into protected wetlands (despite being neither "wet" nor "lands") and results in a fine of $400 million, 87,963 quatloos, and all of the Aidonium and Kurenite you have on hand.

ok i liked the prototype mech when i was low ranked only had like 2 planets and a tiny ship i loved the fact that it took up zero space and helped me invade so i didnt have to buy tactical officers now its pretty worthless but it was made for the newbies and it takes 0 space comon stop complaining there are plenty of artifacts that take zero space and do almost nothing also just a small perminant upgrade to the ship

True, but I think that the prototype will have trouble dealing with that new CT lab's defense mech...