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Blatent attempt to attract new members!
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Joined: Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:43 pm Posts: 261 Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow 
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 chakram wrote: Captain Opinion wrote: chakram wrote: we mean scary in the creepy way. leave us alone or suffer 0 members lol MWAHAHAHAHAAHHAA!!! Creepy guys ALWAYS end up in power. Plus, it gets people to bump your Legion recruitment thread for you! VICTORY IS MINE!!!! lol ok fine ill turn it around  YOUR SO AWESOME!!!! and AWESOME people always end up reversing from AWESOME to SUCKY. lol VICTORY IS MINE!!!  Fail and yay now I know where to find klm546 and all his multis so I can have my lower level legion zero in on him. _________________  |
| Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:49 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:35 pm Posts: 1457 Location: The land of butter
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ok fine ill turn it around
YOUR SO AWESOME!!!! and AWESOME people always end up reversing from AWESOME to SUCKY. lol VICTORY IS MINE!!! [/quote]Fail and yay now I know where to find klm546 and all his multis so I can have my lower level legion zero in on him.[/quote] umm ok. why you want to destroy Klm? |
| Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:51 pm |
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 Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:38 am Posts: 178 Location: demonworld
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KexFett wrote: Fail and yay now I know where to find klm546 and all his multis so I can have my lower level legion zero in on him. now you look here i dont have multi's if we are acting like multis its just a way of showing how good friends we are and if you dare zero me well you can figure that out for yourself _________________ *ding* hello and welcome to H E L L we hope you enjoy your stay here since it will be forever you have recieved lv 11 of H E L L here you will listening to satan rant about taking over heaven forever. have a nice eternity, thank you. |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:25 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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klm546 wrote: alright i have to join his legion hes just wayyy tooo funnny 3 people will join your legion by the end of today me my friend and my other friend if we are not welcomed then leave is what we will do before we join we wait for you to reply to this post by quoting this and posting ONLY 5 WORDS in your post then we will join Only 5 words!!! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:38 am |
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Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:35 pm Posts: 1457 Location: The land of butter
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Captain Opinion wrote: klm546 wrote: alright i have to join his legion hes just wayyy tooo funnny 3 people will join your legion by the end of today me my friend and my other friend if we are not welcomed then leave is what we will do before we join we wait for you to reply to this post by quoting this and posting ONLY 5 WORDS in your post then we will join Only 5 words!!! the 5 words are:ok,you can join me. lol |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:40 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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So lets see if I have got these last few posts correct.
I have 3 potential new members. We have an accusations of multi accounts - hotly refuted. We have the threat of violence. And we have discovered that Chakram needs to go a lay down in a cool quite place - or at least get some help writing retorts!! lol I'm going to go ahead and say this thread is turning in to an overwhelming success! Better than any soap opera. Wonder if I can sell the rights to someone. Hollywood - here I come you $%&%! Hold on to your hats and lock up your starlets and booze!!! Wooohoooooo! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:42 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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chakram wrote: Captain Opinion wrote: klm546 wrote: alright i have to join his legion hes just wayyy tooo funnny 3 people will join your legion by the end of today me my friend and my other friend if we are not welcomed then leave is what we will do before we join we wait for you to reply to this post by quoting this and posting ONLY 5 WORDS in your post then we will join Only 5 words!!! the 5 words are:ok,you can join me. lol Yes - but that would be no fun at all, would it!! lol _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:43 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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Oh and speaking of successful threads.
People are still talking about Space Elephants over in Suggestions and Ideas.  How cook is that!!??!!  _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:45 am |
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 Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:37 am Posts: 705 Location: Inside Indestructible
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Dude, I would really like some info on those Space Elephants. My legion is getting scared and looking to me for help!!
 _________________  Galaxy Legion Status: Rank 245 Sillixx Fixer. |
| Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:52 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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They are out there and their numbers are legion!
Do not be sucked in to thinking that they are just a myth, or the product on one mans warped imagination. They hide in plain site by painting their bellys black and their balls white - disguising themselves as stars! Then, when you go to investigate, to see if there are habitable planets - THEY STRIKE! Players never go inactive - it just means the Space Elephants have got them! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:58 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:37 am Posts: 705 Location: Inside Indestructible
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Wow, thanks man! I'll pass that on...
Although, that leaves an interesting question. Aren't there female elephants? And if not, how do they reproduce? And if not, why? _________________ Galaxy Legion Status: Rank 245 Sillixx Fixer. |
| Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:34 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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NikeMikey wrote: Wow, thanks man! I'll pass that on... Although, that leaves an interesting question. Aren't there female elephants? And if not, how do they reproduce? And if not, why? You fool! Do you know nothing??? The female Space Elephants are standing on the back of the males! How else would they hide when they have no balls? Its obvious!! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:23 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:38 am Posts: 178 Location: demonworld
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Captain Opinion wrote: NikeMikey wrote: Wow, thanks man! I'll pass that on... Although, that leaves an interesting question. Aren't there female elephants? And if not, how do they reproduce? And if not, why? You fool! Do you know nothing??? The female Space Elephants are standing on the back of the males! How else would they hide when they have no balls? ... wow i didnt know ... Its obvious!! _________________ *ding* hello and welcome to H E L L we hope you enjoy your stay here since it will be forever you have recieved lv 11 of H E L L here you will listening to satan rant about taking over heaven forever. have a nice eternity, thank you. |
| Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:26 am |
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Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:35 pm Posts: 1457 Location: The land of butter
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Captain Opinion wrote: NikeMikey wrote: Wow, thanks man! I'll pass that on... Although, that leaves an interesting question. Aren't there female elephants? And if not, how do they reproduce? And if not, why? YOU FOOL! Do you know nothing??? The female Space Elephants are standing on the back of the males! How else would they hide when they have no balls? Its obvious!! i think nikemikey was trying to make YOU make a fool out of YOURSELF. lol witch he did. |
| Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:17 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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chakram wrote: Captain Opinion wrote: NikeMikey wrote: Wow, thanks man! I'll pass that on... Although, that leaves an interesting question. Aren't there female elephants? And if not, how do they reproduce? And if not, why? YOU FOOL! Do you know nothing??? The female Space Elephants are standing on the back of the males! How else would they hide when they have no balls? Its obvious!! i think nikemikey was trying to make YOU make a fool out of YOURSELF. lol witch he did. He did? And how was that pray tell? I give a deliberately stupid answer to a deliberately stupid post in a deliberately stupid thread... its called "humour" my friend. I am guessing you are perhaps a cyborg who has suffered from a sense of humour bypass, but due to the friendship of a young boy whom you are programmed to protect against a killer machine from the future, you are struggling to over come your cold, emotionless existence, so you can have a heart warming scene shortly before your unfortunate demise? That's my theory! Join New Galactic Order - we have theories for every occasion! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
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Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:37 am Posts: 705 Location: Inside Indestructible
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Captain Opinion wrote: chakram wrote: Captain Opinion wrote: YOU FOOL! Do you know nothing??? The female Space Elephants are standing on the back of the males! How else would they hide when they have no balls? Its obvious!! i think nikemikey was trying to make YOU make a fool out of YOURSELF. lol witch he did. He did? And how was that pray tell? I give a deliberately stupid answer to a deliberately stupid post in a deliberately stupid thread... its called "humour" my friend. I am guessing you are perhaps a cyborg who has suffered from a sense of humour bypass, but due to the friendship of a young boy whom you are programmed to protect against a killer machine from the future, you are struggling to over come your cold, emotionless existence, so you can have a heart warming scene shortly before your unfortunate demise? That's my theory! Join New Galactic Order - we have theories for every occasion! Yes, just like chimichangas in your applesauce. You know what I'm saying? _________________ Galaxy Legion Status: Rank 245 Sillixx Fixer. |
| Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:54 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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Aww man!
I hate it when that happens! Its up there with finding mayonnaise in your kumquat! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:45 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:38 pm Posts: 94
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So... update....
We have had some people come and go - but to be honest, they smelt a bit anyway and it was costing us a fortune in air fresheners around the base! Now have a hardcore group dedicated to showing you why you are wrong and helping you understand that you should be bowing before us! Base en-route to lvl 4. Looking good though, we have now been locked on to twice and not attacked once since our last round of upgrades and one of those times was by a much bigger legion! 8 consistently active members. Looking for more. And we are the only Legion to have fitted our base with Space Elephant grids outside, so those damn wielders of trunk based rage can not damage us! Plus random insanity and rudeness on the coms, as we now have a group who are pretty much as deranged as I am! What more could you ask for? Apart from ice cream of course, we don't have any of that for you, you have to get your own. Join us, or be thought of as normal! _________________ Psychotic, deranged, delusional and prone to rocking by ourselves in a corner.... and thats on a good day! Still, we are more fun than an oiled and willing Jessica Alba! New Galactic Order... you already know if you will fit in! |
| Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:03 pm |
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Joined: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:48 pm Posts: 2
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As a blatant attempt to blatently attempt to attract new members, I must say that the thread did work. I jumped ship from a legion that might as well have been called the Silent Bob crew - I have interacted more with my new legion in my first day than I did in a month with the old.
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Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:06 am Posts: 11
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The space elephants attacked my legion causing unrepairable damage. Knowing the only truly prepared legion against the space scourge that these space elephants have become I ran to the New Galctic Order!!!!
After much hazing and terrrible things too heinous to mention I was allowed into the New Galactic Order. I have not looked back! However I am not sharing any of my beer or pretzels with new members. Get your own!! Oh and don't try and add any of our extra large peanut dispencing cannons to your base!! I invented them and only the New Glactic Order shall have a base with Space Elephant spoofing peanut cannons!! So there take that all of you nay sayers!! Join us if you dare..... But I warn you DO NOT LOOK FLOWERPANTS IN THE EYES!!! he's not fond of that... |
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