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 Blatent attempt to attract new members! 
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YES!

We have a new member!

% wise - thats a big increase for us!

Woohoo!

Anymore for anymore?

We are still looking for free spirits, wild men and those of an antisocial disposition!

And i guess we will take nice, team working, chatty people too - if we must!

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:34 am
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LOL LOL LOL your legion sounds great if i wasn't already COleader of the best legion in the game i would join! i hope you get more members!

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:51 am
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I don't mean to thread jack, but best legion in the game?

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:57 am
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NikeMikey wrote:
I don't mean to thread jack, but best legion in the game?

yes the delta surfers the best legion in the game

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:54 pm
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Gotta say Ni on this one.

And as for thread jacking, it keeps the thread at the top.

So join the New Galactic Order, to stop my post being off topic!

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Phfff!

You guys and your little Legions.

Clearly New Galactic order is far superior to you all - that's why your commenting on our thread! :D

And yes - I am brave enough to say that... cos I can run away REALLY REALLY FAST!!!!

lol

Oh and look what I found!

Click here to win a night with Jessica Alba - Anything Goes, she just won't say no to anything. This link does not make you join the New Galactic Order. Honest. Please note terms and conditions apply. Offer open to species born non human only. Must have own email address that you set up by yourself with no help. People who are not qualified will automatically be rerouted to join the New Galactic Order to serve there as cannon fodder. It may not be the Jessica Alba you are thinking off, if by some bizarre chance you were born non human. This whole add is a lie apart form the serving as cannon fodder bit. Thank you for your participation. Other legal things that mean we are lieing but you can not sue us also apply. This probably effects your statutory rights but we will tell you it doesn't. Offer not open to exsisting members. Or staff. But you are welcome to get your family member to play.

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Now this got a chuckle out of me for sure :lol: :lol:

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:00 pm
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<Takes a bow>

Though it must be said - with the lack of people taking us up on our offer, perhaps I should be taking this a bit more seriously...

So how about...

Join Us Now! This game is more important than life! When I take over a planet I self pleasure - that's how important it is to me!

My Legion will rule you all!! Ha ha ha! You will grovel in our dirt puny other legion members!

For everyone that does not join I will sacrifice a small puppy to the great voodoo lord Baron Cumwanga and he will inflict infertility and flatulence upon you!

Ha ha ha!

Fear me and obey!

Serious enough do you think?

:)

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Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:33 pm
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For everyone that does not join I will sacrifice a small puppy to the great voodoo lord Baron Cumwanga and he will inflict infertility and flatulence upon you!


You're going to end the dog species!

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Captain Opinion wrote:
For everyone that does not join I will sacrifice a small puppy to the great voodoo lord Baron Cumwanga and he will inflict infertility and flatulence upon you!


You're going to end the dog species!


Hell, if Baron Cumwanga has his way, what with the infertility and flatulence, I will end the dog and human species!

DO YOU SEE NOW????

DO YOU SEE HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE THIS GAME???

YOU WILL ALL KILL THE HUMAN RACE IF YOU DO NOT JOIN US!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:lol:

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... :o

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Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:15 pm
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... :o



<Sigh>

Don't tell me - now I am not going to get any members because i am taking it too seriously!!

Bugger!

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Another new member and inching ever closer to base level 3...

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!

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Captain Opinion
It's my humbly inafectualy unstimulating opinion that you are quite possibly one of the silliest, and or zaniest chaps on this fantabulous forum.

I am full of impotent jealous rage towards your Legion. How dare you also be a newly formed Legion and have 4 more members than my newly formed Legion!

I demand answers! Or I shall commence farting in your general direction sir!

If you were to bring all of your pub chaps into my wholly ineffective, and lonesome Legion I would shower you with practically nothing, My base is so powerfull it just defeated an angry mob of olympic table tennis players! How many Legions can attest to that I say none!!!

If you choose to decline my terrible recruiting methods I will be forced to drink alone and that my friend is just plain sad...


So in closing I am offering you: Cake or Death....... I hungrily await your repsonse.

(not responsible for grammatical errors as this was typed whilst eating a bananna)


Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:53 pm
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We also now have a lvl 3 base!

ha! That should wrap your jealous impotency up a notch or two!

Look LOOK! Its trying to crawl back inside you!!!!

The is jealous impotence mega rich x15!!!

:o

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Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:55 pm
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Ugh, I want you in my legion so much. :(

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Level 3 base..... How dare you...... I shall be forced to bombard your base with hundreds of scornfull and vulgar looks.... I may even utter such horrible profanity that your ears will bleed!

Whatya think of them apples???


Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:02 am
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NikeMikey wrote:
Ugh, I want you in my legion so much. :(


Hmmmm. Not sure I want to. That "Ugh" sound gives me the creeps. You planning to sexually harass my sweet ass or something?

Dude - that's an odd way to try and recruit people, making them out to be sex objects on which you will sate your perverse desires.

You should try recruiting in a more traditional conformist way - like me!

<Heh. I kept a straight face while typing that and everything!

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Level 3 base..... How dare you...... I shall be forced to bombard your base with hundreds of scornfull and vulgar looks.... I may even utter such horrible profanity that your ears will bleed!

Whatya think of them apples???


Already got it covered. Have had the cannon fodder polishing the base armour so it gleams like a mirror so, like Medusa, your own dirty looks will be the death of you.!

So anyone else want to join the Legion with a shiny Sapper6 proof base where we wont sexually harass you unless we are absolute 100% sure your too drunk to remember?

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Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:26 am
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Pfffffffft. You think YOUR base is shiny? My base is FAR shinier than your sex object that you call a base...plus it's almost level 4. :P

<Heh, I also kept a straight face while typing that "and everything".>

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