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 Undertakers Incorporated recruiting (we got cookies) 
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As the title misleads we are recruiting but, alas, we don't have any cookies.

What are we looking for ?

We are looking for fairly active players, ranks 100 and above, interested in NPC farming. Rank 75 would do as well if your tab shows a lot of activity in the said aspect (i.e. veteran or better).

What do we offer ?

We offer you quite a busy news tab in the said aspect and friendly environment as far as artifact sharing/trading/donating, planet sharing, interlopers punishing goes.

We realize we match the advertised profile of 99% of the legions out there but at the same time we know that there isn't any difference between our advertising and reality. Hmmm, maybe except for the cookies part but that was just a tiny ruse used to get you in and read. So, since we got your attention now, do contact us in game and/or forums for more info.

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As a side note we have people from both sides of the Atlantic in legion so activity is ensured around the clock. Another important aspect is that we try and share the NPC's so everyone gets a fair chance at it (i.e. morning time East Coast.)

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"Us" in game means leaders and officers, "us" on forums is just me.

P.P.P.S. (Edited)

I write them as they come up to me. We also might be interested in a merge with another equivalent legion. That is 15-25 members with 5-10 of those being over 75 and having a taste for NPC hunting.

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:40 am
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DMDMDM wrote:
As the title misleads we are recruiting but, alas, we don't have any cookies.

That's ok DM, I doubt many people disable their cookies so we all got our own. 'Course if you would be willing to pony up some milk or tea.... ;)

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Darth Flagitious wrote:
DMDMDM wrote:
As the title misleads we are recruiting but, alas, we don't have any cookies.

That's ok DM, I doubt many people disable their cookies so we all got our own. 'Course if you would be willing to pony up some milk or tea.... ;)

Anecdotally the guy I quoted in my signature explained in one of his shows how he caught fire by combining precisely milk and cookies. So I would advise everyone to stay away from that combo. Tea however is always OK.

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Please cease and desist from implying that you have or have had cookies. Further mention of anyone's possession of cookies outside of The Dark Side will constitute an act of aggression and will be dealt with accordingly.

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:16 pm
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Please cease and desist from implying that you have or have had cookies. Further mention of anyone's possession of cookies outside of The Dark Side will constitute an act of aggression and will be dealt with accordingly.


I will defend my cookies with sword and shield (ok, spatula and oven mitt) in hand, so I only have this to say to you sir.... BRING IT :P

Sorry DM, no intention to threadjack. Hope your recruiting drive goes well :)

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Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:26 pm
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Please cease and desist from implying that you have or have had cookies. Further mention of anyone's possession of cookies outside of The Dark Side will constitute an act of aggression and will be dealt with accordingly.

Truth to be told we did had one cookie we used to lure people into our, otherwise awesome, legion but some dumbass that joined and didn't read the manual ate it. Oh well, as long as it remains between us it might still work.

And no offense taken, threadjacking or not, it's still bumping. Keep them coming.

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I will defend my cookies with sword and shield (ok, spatula and oven mitt) in hand, so I only have this to say to you sir.... BRING IT :P
You cant even keep yer popcorn safe from a little girl how you gonna defend some cookies ?

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I just wish my daughter hadn't eaten all the popcorn...

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Breaking news: Due to the holiday season, it turns out there are enough cookies to go around.
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Darth Flagitious wrote:
I will defend my cookies with sword and shield (ok, spatula and oven mitt) in hand, so I only have this to say to you sir.... BRING IT :P
You cant even keep yer popcorn safe from a little girl how you gonna defend some cookies ?

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I just wish my daughter hadn't eaten all the popcorn...

Ha! Had a feeling you would bring that up vladd. Let's just say I can't blast the kid with a Radiant surge cannon... there's this whole Child Protective Services thing... And it was the last pack of KETTLE corn too. :cry:

You can take my cookies when you pry them from my cold dead hand...

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Shameless bump. We need 15+ more players. We got more NPC's shares than we can kill so they expire !*.


*One NPC expired but your mileage may vary.

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Still don't have any cookies... :mrgreen:

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Spoony got all the cookies apparently but nevertheless we are better. Way.

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Spoony got all the cookies apparently but nevertheless we are better. Way.

Don't believe Spoony... He cooks with an Easy-Bake... :mrgreen:

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Shameless bump. We need 10+ more players with a taste for NPC hunting.

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More people needed ! Soon we will let the 150+ NPCs fade away from all the awesome loots we're getting.

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Bump,We still need some decent ppl.


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Darth Flagitious wrote:
DMDMDM wrote:
As the title misleads we are recruiting but, alas, we don't have any cookies.

That's ok DM, I doubt many people disable their cookies so we all got our own. 'Course if you would be willing to pony up some milk or tea.... ;)

Or coffee.

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*Flipendo* Back to the front page you go !

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