KexFett wrote:
If I didn't already have a awesome legion in Mars Prime Los I would totally join just because this made me laugh
Me too. Hope you do well!
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
New Galactic Order seeks new cannon fodder.... errrr, valued members! Thats "New Galactic Order" not "THE New Galactic Order" - they are a slightly older not so new Galactic Order, should probably be known as The Galactic Order formally known as The New Galactic Order! So what can we offer to entice you to join? What kind of mega powerful base and active community can we say we have to entice you in? Ummmmm... Errrrr... We have 5 million active members if we divided our active members by 1 million! We will have a powerful level 10 base - in about 8 levels time! We are all relatively new, so guard our artifacts jealously and don't share - unless you ask really nicely! But we do have fun and if your not having that, why the hell are you playing the game??? |
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Hmmmm - that should have been multiply, rather than divide... Ahhh what the hell, who is going to notice?? lol |
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| Author: | KexFett [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
If I didn't already have a awesome legion in Mars Prime Los I would totally join just because this made me laugh |
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| Author: | NikeMikey [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
KexFett wrote: If I didn't already have a awesome legion in Mars Prime Los I would totally join just because this made me laugh Me too. Hope you do well!
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Cheers guys. No takers so far though. Do you think perhaps I was to subtle and everyones thinking "5 million members with a level 10 base and they don't share artefacts - what a bunch of git burgers!" ??? Ahh well, thre must be someone out there looking to join a small legion and grow with us. Guess I just have to find them and do the electronic equivalent of clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to the cave! "Me um leader. You new Legion fodder! Go blow stuff up now!" lol |
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| Author: | NikeMikey [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Captain Opinion wrote: Cheers guys. No takers so far though. Do you think perhaps I was to subtle and everyones thinking "5 million members with a level 10 base and they don't share artefacts - what a bunch of git burgers!" ??? Ahh well, thre must be someone out there looking to join a small legion and grow with us. Guess I just have to find them and do the electronic equivalent of clubbing them over the head and dragging them back to the cave! "Me um leader. You new Legion fodder! Go blow stuff up now!" lol lmao, can you join our legion?? if there's a small chance that you say yes, click below...  you're funny.
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but must decline at this time. I set New Galactic Order up with a good mate of mine whom I work with and if I buggered off and left he would sulk like you would not believe! I am telling you, a fat bearded man flouncing around the shop not talking to you - its psychologically disturbing!  And yes - I can call him a fat bearded man who flounces - cos hes not on these forums! Ha! That will teach him to leave it up to me to join up and recruit!   But hey, feel free to join us if you want - I can then be funny live and in person! |
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| Author: | NikeMikey [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Captain Opinion wrote: But hey, feel free to join us if you want - I can then be funny live and in person! I just invited you to my legion, as in MY legion. I'm the leader. I would like that though.
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Hmmmm! I don't think you have old bean! Cap O is my forum name - but not my gaming name! I wonder who it is you have invited instead! I do hope they are not to disappointing for you!! lol Still - I hope your busy shouting at him to be funnier - cos i have a really evil streak to my sense of humour!!  Though i do appreciate the offer, I am the kind of guy that wants to build a Legion, not join one. Well, unless I am feeling particularly lazy. Hey - maybe that should be my new tag line! Join the legion, New Galactic Order - if your just to damn lazy to make your own! What do you think guys, is that a keeper? |
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| Author: | KexFett [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Captain Opinion wrote: Hmmmm! I don't think you have old bean! Cap O is my forum name - but not my gaming name! I wonder who it is you have invited instead! I do hope they are not to disappointing for you!! lol Still - I hope your busy shouting at him to be funnier - cos i have a really evil streak to my sense of humour!! Though i do appreciate the offer, I am the kind of guy that wants to build a Legion, not join one. Well, unless I am feeling particularly lazy. Hey - maybe that should be my new tag line! Join the legion, New Galactic Order - if your just to damn lazy to make your own! What do you think guys, is that a keeper? I'd say that works for you 
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| Author: | NikeMikey [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
NikeMikey wrote: lmao, can you join our legion?? if there's a small chance that you say yes, click below... you're funny. Yes I did, and yes, that's a GREAT slogan.
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Well thats the recruitment drive slogan sorted then. Now I guess we need a battle cry... How about "We are the New Galactic Order and you will be forced to embrace our order in to your life.... unless you are bigger and more powerful than us in which case we will scowl disapprovingly from a distance then run away if you get too close!"
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| Author: | KexFett [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Captain Opinion wrote: Well thats the recruitment drive slogan sorted then. Now I guess we need a battle cry... How about "We are the New Galactic Order and you will be forced to embrace our order in to your life.... unless you are bigger and more powerful than us in which case we will scowl disapprovingly from a distance then run away if you get too close!" Little long....I personally would go with..."THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!" But thats just me
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Na, see I have this theory that if you have an overly long and complex battle cry, your enemy will be so busy working out what the hell it is your shouting at them, they become distracted and it therefore becomes easier to twat them one! Mind you - I am clearly mentally unhinged! lol Back to the "not really at all effective - clearly very few people who play this game have any sense of humour" recruitment drive! One thing I forgot to say - we have very, very few rules. Infact the rules boil down to - don't pee us off! Hack who you want. Attack who you want. Just don't farm people. We will back you up if you are farmed - unless you provoked it in which case we will just make witty comments as you get your arse handed to you! We see our legion more as pub where you hang out with your mates, rather than a full on religious crusade that will burn you at the stake if you step out of line. We help if you ask. We have a laugh. We share stuff. We work together to upgrade the base. Other than that - its your game, go play and have fun! |
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Oh and I don't suppose that anyone who has been made to laugh would like to donate some tech parts to our base upgrade? Tis a bit of a slog when you only have 5 members and none of us are lvl 100 yet! And its my birthday - so now you know that you are pretty much morally obligated! Unless, of course, you see yourself as some kind of bottom feeding gutter scum parasite? (See what I did there? Bit of guilt and manipulation. Cunning or what? )
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| Author: | JKGreene76 [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
OMG! like tottaly HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hands you a box wraped in a wal-mart bag* *you open with big glossy surprised eyes*....... inside a card that says: A Blatent Invite quit playing with yer tally wackers over there and join THE MIZFITS! yall look like putz's over there... get in here you'll be showered with our dailey base research showers cook up some artifacts and lay down in a bed of minerals every night...awe sweet serenity! sound a lil crazy? CAUSE WE ARE ......YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? !!!!! o and happy birthday....... ps if you don't join I will steal all your planets and rape all of their females! pps .... your mom has frosting on her mouth from the cake and she's looking kinda sexy... do you mind? |
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Dude - you want my Mum? Knock yourself out! Though I should warn you - thats not frosting... thats her foaming at the mouth. She has this "Wolverine berserker rage" thing going on - just she doesn't have claws, only a 14" studded strap on. So you have fun with that! Showered with daily base research? Who wants that? Boring. Got to earn it to be worth it. Which is exactly why people should be joining New Galactic Order instead - be a part of creating something from the start, rather than jumping on board when the hard work is done! P.S And no - you don't sound a little crazy - you sound like a real sweetie. I bet my mum has hours of fun with you! lol |
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| Author: | JKGreene76 [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
no.... seriously though, I've been in your position trying to build a legion I finaly bailed on it and joined a "Training Legion" best thing I ever did in the game.... this was before bases and I was a rank 70-something now I'm 192ish and going hard for 200, you and your guys would totaly benefit from being in a legion weather it's The Mizfits or someother legion, getting lot's of research from a level 4-5 base REALLY helps the guys under rank 75 rank up faster and be stronger, @ The Mizfits we have limited rules pretty much just don't break NAP's and contribute share with our legion mates... attack the Dysonians or whom ever and steal planets from whomever, we have theory lab, a group page for chat without lagg... I usually post there for elite NPC's too for those who don't happen to be playing when they are alerted... nice feature.anyhow if your up for getting bigger,faster,easier come drop-in on us we have room for 9 players atm. |
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Na We appreciate the offer and we understand what you are saying, but we really do want to go it alone at the moment. For us, half the challenge of this game is to build a strong Legion from scratch and we are bloody minded sarcastic sons of #$&*@, so not being in charge does not sit well with us!! lol So we will stick with it and hopefully pick up like minded members along the way. After all, no matter how big and powerful the Legion, it only started with one member, just like everyone else. Trust me, the sense of accomplishment the 5 of us (plus anyone who joins in the mean time) will get when we get our base to lvl 3 will be reward enough! |
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| Author: | Captain Opinion [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Blatent attempt to attract new members! |
Phhhfff! Look at that! Ask for tech parts and everyone goes quite! Ahh well, at least I had fun yesterday. Got disabled 13 times by one guy.... though that may have had something to do with the fact I was encouraging him on and told him he had "impotent rage issues". So if you want to join a legion with a "I don't give a crap ass hole" type attitude - what are you waiting for? A bloody written invitation? Oh wait.... thats what this is! So get it in gear knuckle heads! |
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