I love being in IoN because my mom said Namalak was a bad influence on me and I love pissing her off, also it's cool and I get free stuff. Seriously though, I love being in IoN because Namalak knows where I live and where my children go to school, love you Nam, hehe. Really seriously though, I have a bond with this legion just like E.T did with that kid in that movie and we need each other to live. There, I've done it! Please release Timmy now!, please!
