Woob Woob Woob! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! That's right we are the Three Stooges, and just like a couple of Knuckleheads we are here to recruit you!!!!! Why should I join a legion called the Three Stooges? Why I outta, because you want to have FUN! Right! That's why everybody plays these average so-so space games, (just kidding Dan) anyway you want to also learn how to play unless you've been around awhile! If you are new we can help you get going with this fun but complex game! Well if your not new we can use a couple of good, wise guy officers! So come on down to The Three Stooges legion and let's have some fun! (The Three Stooges legion is not responsible for injury due to eye pokes, face slaps or being hit over the head with a hammer) Bonk! What Happened! We take any races or ranks we just ask that you stay a nincompoop...err I mean stay active! OK Now for the STT (Stooge Time Trivia) question! Which Stooge owned several businesses that failed, which included a barber shop, several different night clubs and even a chicken farm? Reply with your answer!